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[Martin]

[bay_kolio]

[Tim]

"Правила ли е секс и в двата века.... не е за тебе, маме"

[Martin]

[Гост]

[Asenster]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[bibi]

[stanislavpp]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[stanimir]

[Martin]

Сутринта в парка гледам една луда си говори с кучето. Прибрах се и разказах на моето. Много се смяхме...

[Martin]

[Zaro]

преди 8 часа, stanimir каза:

На север е така

 

[Martin]

[bibi]

[bibi]

[Coo]

You try to file a police report in Greece:

- If you ask me to do work, sir, I will arrest you. If this is an emergency, then hang up and deal with it yourself.
- Someone stole your phone. You should have called the police immediately.
- Someone is breaking into your house? Well, go stop them, ve, malaka.
- His name is Steven Mikroputso... Ah! Re no! We cannot fill this report. His family lives in my village. His cousin cuts my hair. His sister does my taxes. His nephew baptized my goat. His uncle DJ'd my goat's baptism. If I report this, it will be very awkward. They will call my mom, I will get in trouble and then I will have to arrest you. We cannot do this.
- Your ID expired. We will have to fine you a 1000 euros because you did not renew in time.
- Anyway. Arrest him! 

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[Martin]

- Мамо, как се запознахте с татко?
- Той ме изгори на кладата през 1603 г. Аз се заклех да го намеря и да си отмъстя...

[Martin]

[Martin]

[Nogi]

[darinamarinova]

[Гост]

[bibi]

[stanimir]

[Martin]